It was a Friday night. Us boys, having been through an absolutely stressful week at High School, throwing spit wads, skipping class and generally harassing the girls (only the good-looking ones), were bored.
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.
2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND...
1 lb ground beef, lightly browned, salted and peppered
1 medium chopped onion
1 medium chopped bell pepper
1 can Campbells condensed Tomato Soup
1 ½ can water
2 or 3 T Chili powder (depending how...